HINEY WINERY Items-Radio Comedy

Description

Two shares of stock in the HINEY WINERY that look like real stock certificates. The Hiney Winery is the most successful short form radio comedy feature in the history of radio and has aired on over 625 radio stations in the US and Canada.  You will get a share of COMMON HINEY and also a share of PREFERRED HINEY.   Great gift item for a stock broker, Wall Street worker, radio broadcaster, deejay, financial planner, CPA, accountant, investor or banker.  Each certificate is hilarious.  Many funny pictures and comments on each certificate...each one is different.  Each one is also signed by Big Red Hiney, Thor Hiney, Harry Hiney and Ophelia Hiney.
Comments on Common Hiney Certificate:  This certifies that __________________ is the proud owner of one (1) share of common stock in the HINEY WINERY.  Although your piece of common Hiney is worthless at this time, hang on to your share of Hiney for awhile and it may eventually be worth even less.  Your share of common Hiney,however, can increase as the number of Hiney Wine drinkers increase, so here's hoping you'll share your Hiney with everyone you meet.  Unlike others who hold a piece of preferred Hiney,, you are NOT invited to board meetings at the Hiney Winery and all suggestions on your part will be totally ignored.  PICTURES SHOWN:  Hiney Inspectors doing their job and Hiney Pickers at work in the vineyard.
Comments on Preferred Hiney Certificate:   This certifies that _______________ is the sole-owner of one share of stock in the HINEY WINERY. While others may boast of owning a piece of the rock, you are amongst a select few who have opted instead to own your own piece of preferred Hiney.   This share of stock entitles you to all the privileges allotted to other stock holders. You will be able to book a tour at the winery without the usual two day notice and may attend the annual stockholders meeting and share in important decisions concerning the future of Hiney Wine.  Big Red and Thor Hiney, owners and operators of the Hiney Winery, are proud to have you as part of the decision making force which decides what they will be doing with their Hineys in years to come.  Since this stock certificate is suitable fro framing, we suggest you put his in a frame and nail your Hiney to the wall.   PICTURES SHOWN:  Recycling cans using the HINEY SMASHER and Hiney Research Team checking out Hineys for defects.
The back of the certificate looks like a nornal stock certificate. You can personalize each certificate by putting the persons name in the blank space. This will fit in a low prices frame from Walmart. Size of each one is 8 1/2" x 11".  Buy a bunch of these, frame them and give them friends or clients.  After all, don't they deserve some Preferred Hiney?. Oh, and yes, these have no cash value. These will be mailed flat.
NOTE:  I HAVE A LARGE STOCK OF THESE CERTIFICATES IN INVENTORY TO SELL ON EBAY.  CONTACT ME IF YOU NEED MORE THAN WHAT IS SHOWN FOR SALE.